"Hell yes, I have. Bacon taste delicious in anything. I haven't found a food that doesn't taste good with bacon. Let's be real. It probably doesn't actually exist." Dave doesn't mean to. He's just naturally attractive and makes all guys question their sexualities.

"Naw, I got a horn on it. It's a little louder than a bike bell, and I rather be able to be noticed so a car doesn't try to nick me, you know? Gotta play safe since you don't wanna bike on the sidewalks." Even if cars aren't exactly fond of bikers in the streets. Whatever, he needs to get to places too.

Dave chuckles a bit. "Got it. Don't worry, man. Probably better if you didn't become a nympho anyways, you know? More to life than getting some. Even if getting some is nice." Dave waves his hand dismissively. "Come on. Let me get you those papers to sign and I'll give you a key."