This is the manchild that used to steal his grandmother's wasabi mountains from her plates of sushi and eat them straight when he was eight, okay. Dirk, you were not designed to win this contest. Though Jake supposes he could have warned you of his lineage before getting you into a situation you couldn't possibly win.
Shrug.
Jake looked up when Dirk coughed and paused, swallowing.
"I'm not even being patronizing when I say don't force yourself," he offered, his tone actually sympathetic. Mei pursed her lips.
"He's right-- Jake never loses spicy food contest. You should choose battles more wisely."
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Date: 2012-12-05 08:36 am (UTC)Shrug.
Jake looked up when Dirk coughed and paused, swallowing.
"I'm not even being patronizing when I say don't force yourself," he offered, his tone actually sympathetic. Mei pursed her lips.
"He's right-- Jake never loses spicy food contest. You should choose battles more wisely."