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This is a generic Jakepost to reply to. Because the meme post was all Jake and has some inconceivable amount of comments now so it doesn't like to load. Have at, my lovelies.

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"I swear they aren't my doing!!" Jake screeched, covering his face with his hands. In the meantime, Jade knocked and popped her head in the door, though she was looking dutifully at the floor.

"Are you two decent?" She was learning.

"What?? Yes-- Gram, we're decent," Jake yelped, scrambling to cover the box of dildos from her. Jade looked up, and quirked a brow.

"...Oh! Is that your magical box of sex toys," she asked. "I didn't think it was actually legit! I won you a trial prize of this shop's most popular stuff on accident," She walked over and took the lid off the box again. "Oh look, they even paid attention to what colors I suggested! Neat."

Jake was pretty sure he was going to die.

"Gram!!"

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Jake blanched a few shades at the enormous orange dildo, and Jade chittered happily.

"I've got a whole Costco pack of them so we never run out when the ones in the TV remote die," she explained, ducking back out of the room. Jake looked like he might just pass out, but there was... erm. Definitely something alluring about the collection of toys. And that wasn't even all of what was in the box.

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Under another layer of peanuts was another box, somewhat smaller, the silk in this one red. Inside was a collection of restraints, all made of soft faux-silks like the box padding, and one made of a soft natural rope. In the middle of the restraints was a ball-gag, marbled orange and green with a brown leather strap. Jake was starting to look like a tomato.

"Oh my God," he managed.

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Jake looked a little scandalized.

"What?" But he'd done what Dirk asked without meaning to.

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Oh. Jake sort of gasped, and brought his hand up to Dirk's for a moment, his eyes going wide. He relaxed a little a moment later, opening his jaw a bit more to accommodate the ball, making a quiet sound. This... this was odd.

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Which she proceeded to do, right about on queue with a big pack of duracells. She paused, and grinned. Jake made another sound, this time alarmed, and was red all over again. Jade handed the pack of batteries to Dirk.

"I'll leave you two to it, then," she said, and off she went again.

Welp.

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With Jade having left the room, warmth washed over Jake and settled right at ground zero, his dick slowly rousing in interest. He made a quiet little sound and inched forward, ball gag still in his mouth, and sort of idly pressed his hips into Dirk. He couldn't actually speak around the gag, so he hadn't voiced any opinions on the dildos.

Just, not Thor.

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Jake's eyes kind of went crossed and he shook his head. No, did he not just say not Thor. That is like. Almost Thor. Not Thor and not Thor's smaller doppelganger, either.

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His jaw was starting to ache a little bit from the gag, and he wanted to chew on his lip but found himself unable, but nodded meekly at the suggestion of the modestly-sized green dildo. Holy shitkicking Christ, they were going to have some kind of kinky bondage sex with a dildo his grandmother had won for him.

...He promptly put the concept of Jade winning them out of his mind and focused on the fact that he was going to be bound and gagged while Dirk fucked him with a dildo. Well, he was well on his way to having a diamond cock, at least. A faint whine escaped him.

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Jake complied easily, settling on his back and trying to figure out what to do with himself. How was he supposed to act in this sort of situation? Entirely compliant? Did he fight back? How does Jake bondage.

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Oh. Dirk tying his hands up made the entire situation that much more real, and Jake found himself with a pair of tented shorts and a healthy sheen of sweat over his brow. He made a faint sound at Dirk's question, shifting his hips upward toward the blonde's.

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Oh is that how this is gonna be. Jake frowned a little, but wasn't displeased. He grunted, shifting his hips up more insistently.

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He grumbled, but allowed Dirk to be a tease. He knew that, in the long run, the more riled he got and the more foreplay they went through, the better it would be when he lost it. So while he was frustrated and impatient as always, he allowed Dirk to string him along, just on that notion.