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A roll of his eyes, and Jake squeezed Dirk's hand firmly before letting go.

"Uh-hmm. Show-off." But holy damn, was he grinning.

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"Do you want to put your things down, first? Or are we gonna Tarzan around the jungle with your suitcase in tow?" Maybe this wasn't going to be as hard as he thought.

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Jake stared at the offered hand and tried to ignore the color that rose to his cheeks, hunching his shoulders and looking away but reaching back to lace their fingers together anyway.

"Wow, totally a loser," he scoffed quietly. Tsun tsun tsun.

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"Well of course! It is my island. My word is absolute, here." He squeezed Dirk's hand gently as he lead them back to his grandmother's house.

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A quirked eyebrow. "D/s?"

Ha. Hahaha. Jake had been a little worried about his voice, actually. But it wasn't like he really had access to anything to change it. So he just didn't bother. He figured if it came up, it came up. Even if he sort of hoped it wouldn't.

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Well that escalated quickly.

Jake's face went red down to his neck, his ears burning. "Wow," he offered thinly. "Uh, no, notsomuch."

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Jake's shoulders stayed sort of rigid as they walked, and he fell almost entirely silent, chuckling weakly. He was relatively certain Dirk was kidding, but... Jesus, what if he wasn't? What if he'd been planning to get physical, to really be in a relationship? He felt sort of sick.

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"Y--yeah." He squeeze Dirk's hand again and smiled a bit over his shoulder at him. After a moment, his eyebrows came together and he slowed to a stop, focusing on something else.

"You're..." A pause. "...really little and cute, great galloping gobblygooks."

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His laughter was really unbecoming of a boy. It was downright girlish. But he didn't really care, because wow, Dirk was fucking cute as hell. He squeezed his hand again, brought it to his face and kissed his knuckles.

"Keep telling yourself that."

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Wow.

...Wow.

Still holding a light grip on Dirk's hand as he rolled onto his toes, Jake's breath left him in a slow sigh and he leaned into the blonde's lips. He felt like he was melting.

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Pressing forward a little harder for a brief second, Jake pulled away and smiled, shy and red-faced.

"...Well, that happened," he said quietly.

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Holy wow. What a fucking cutie. Dirk was so much cuter in person than Jake ever would have thought. Like, wow. He was all freckly and pale and his eyes were a really gorgeous shade of topaz, and just wow. Jake reached out and set his hands on his shades, pausing.

"Can I...?"

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Well Jake honestly didn't know if they were prescription. He'd have had a bit of an issue with someone taking his glasses off just to look at his eyes, so it was only polite to ask. But with the okay from Dirk, he pulled the shades away and curled his fingers around them, holding them close and smiling at Dirk's eyes, naked without the triangular protection.

"...wow," he breathed.