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This is a generic Jakepost to reply to. Because the meme post was all Jake and has some inconceivable amount of comments now so it doesn't like to load. Have at, my lovelies.

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He paused, looking up at Dirk's face to gauge if that bending forward was good, or pained, or what. When he ascertained that it seemed to be a positive response, he kept his grip the same and shifted back down, then up again.

"...figuring you were probably aiming for this sort of thing to happen, I don't suppose you have any supplies?" Because wanking a guy off without lube or a condom might chafe, if he remembered correctly.

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Jake peered at "the essentials", snorted at the handcuffs, quirked an eyebrow up at Dirk for the ball gag, watched the vibrator with a vague concept of interest. He noticed the lingerie, but didn't seem to really pay it any mind-- if anything, he was wondering if Dirk had brought it for himself. He wasn't gonna kink shame, here. Plus he was pretty sure that Dirk would look pretty nice in lace.

Filing that information away for later, he nodded and reached out to take the condom when Dirk acquired it, leaving his dick neglected for a moment.

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Jake turned something of a stink eye on Dirk.

"It's not like it's hard, it's a rolled up tube of latex." He bit into a corner of the package, held it, and pulled it open with his hand, pulling the condom out and prodding at the center of it for a moment. "Also I think it's easier to get on a stiffer dick." Now he was just being a jerk. Pointedly.

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A snort.

"Or you could just leave some here for the next time you visit." Wow, what a casual suggestion that more visits and more sex happen at a later date. Jake English you little rogue.

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Jake's hands slid in to take over, and he tutted gently at the Strider.

"I think I've got this, now," he said, smirking. He set the still-rolled condom atop the head of Dirk's dick and snickered at it for a moment, then carefully started to roll it downward. It was hard to tell if he was purposely taking his time or not.

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Sitting back on his haunches, Jake offered an exaggerated roll of his eyes, leaving the condom about half-on. It started to roll back off, and he frowned and held it in place.

"Sarcasm is so not going to get you blown," he assessed.

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He slid the condom the rest of the way down and spun his index finger around the head, briefly.

"This part might appreciate you knocking it off," he suggested slyly.

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An actual smile spread across his face and he slid his hands down to the base, holding the condom in place as instructed, and hoisted himself partway onto the edge of the bed to catch Dirk's lips in an ill-placed chaste little kiss.

"You're so fucking cute," he muttered quietly, keeping his hand where it was and bringing the other into the action to pump him slowly.

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"A really fucking cute stud," he amended, settling a bit into the edge of the mattress and pumping at him. It was gentle, slow, not overwhelming. It was enough to keep him interested, which was Jake's aim precisely.

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He sort of wanted that half-stiffness to hurry the fuck up and be full-stiffness. So after another brief kiss, he crouched back down to his knees, leaning forward and taking the head of it into his mouth, lapping at the underside like one might an ice cream cone to coax it along.

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He glanced up and watched Dirk bite his lip, smiling around him and shifting to take a bit more of him in. The latex was sort of strange to tongue, but he figured he'd get used to it.

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Jake was pretty keen on fulfilling promises, so this was a positive development if anything was. Especially with the way Dirk gasped his name like that. Wow, that was nice. And sort of making him a bit uncomfortably tingly, but he'd deal with that later.

Keeping his hand at the base to keep the condom still, he hollowed out his cheeks and took in as much of Dirk as he could fit into his mouth without inducing a gag reflex, which turned out to be almost all of him. That was pretty rad, actually.

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Sliding off and looking up for a moment, Jake smiled.

"There's no one but me to hear you," he offered, licking slowly at the underside of the tip to be a horrid tease.