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This is a generic Jakepost to reply to. Because the meme post was all Jake and has some inconceivable amount of comments now so it doesn't like to load. Have at, my lovelies.

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"I know," he said softly. "It's just strange."

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Jake made a funny sort of keening sound at the introduction of the second finger, gasping softly. His hand tightened on Dirk's shoulder and he leaned forward a bit more, setting his collarbone there, too.

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It was... strange. It didn't really feel bad, just... odd. The muscle yielded to Dirk's slow and methodical shifting, relaxing and allowing itself to stretch to accommodate the invasion of privacy.

...That is, of course, until Dirk sought the little nub of happiness and found it, at which point Jake gasped, choking on a startled little moan, because wow, what the hell even.

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His breathing was abruptly labored and more often gasping than normal, his hand had tightened on Dirk's shoulder again, and he was making uncertain little choked whining gasps against Dirk's collarbone.

"J-jeez," he managed, his voice thin and strained. "Is that-- ah. Prostate?"

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"Ah-- Dirk," he bit down on his lip to muffle a sound that squeezed its way out anyway, his other hand finding the sheets and grabbing a fistful of them to prevent himself from grabbing his own dick. Fuck, that made him hot. He was openly gasping, now, thighs twitching.

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The shift from pressing his prostate like the jump button on a Playstation controller to adding a third finger made him shift and clench around Dirk's fingers, a different sort of whine escaping him. He mashed his face into Dirk's collarbone. "You're trying to kill me," he muttered.

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"Hhhhgh," he managed, because three fingers sort of almost hurt, but Dirk's middle finger grazing over the prostate helped him to relax enough to where he wasn't trying to remove Dirk's digits with his ass. He whined a little, still.

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It took some time, but Jake eventually eased up enough to where the three fingers were-- comfortable was never a word to use in regard of fingers being up your butt, but as close as the sensation could get, really. He turned his head to look upward at Dirk, making an affirmative sort of grunting sound.

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He made a startled sort of sighing sound when Dirk pulled his fingers out, squirmed in place as Dirk rolled on his condom and slicked himself up. He sat up on his knees a little to let Dirk help angle him a bit, and slowly started to sink down and backward. He swallowed, audibly.

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Jake hovered, still and sort of processing the sensation of having the head of a dick up his ass. He swallowed. "Feels a bit like something that isn't sexy at all," he admitted with a quiet laugh.

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Jake laughed at Dirk's crestfallen oh, and kissed him gently.

"I meant it felt a bit like I was trying to get rid of a difficult shit," he said, shaking his head. "I'm sure I'll get used to it."

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"Mm," Jake grunted, scrunching his eyes closed as Dirk began to lower him again. His hand tightened slightly on the blonde's shoulder again.

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Jake's thighs shook the entire way down and he made a faint sort of whining sound for most of the trip. It didn't quite hurt, with as slow as Dirk was moving, but holy damn it was uncomfortable. It pressed at him at a funny angle his body wasn't used to, felt a bit like it was rearranging his organs to accommodate, and was just overall really strange. His muscles weren't really relaxing to allow for it, either, so he was probably kind of squeezing. He exhaled roughly, not realizing he'd screwed his eyes shut and held his breath until Dirk asked after him.

"Mmmnguhh," he offered eloquently.