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This is a generic Jakepost to reply to. Because the meme post was all Jake and has some inconceivable amount of comments now so it doesn't like to load. Have at, my lovelies.

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"Shhh," Jake hissed, pressing his hips harder into Dirk's and moving a touch faster. "We could just-- like this."

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Jake was sort of thinking the same thing, really. So that worked out well. He reached above Dirk's head and gripped onto the arm of the couch, using his shifted position as leverage. He made a faint sort of warbling sound.

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"Ah," Jake gasped at that, rutting his hips into Dirk's hand and craning himself forward to kiss at his eyebrows. "Shit, Dirk."

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A startled moan of a sound bubbled out of Jake's throat at the sensation of Dirk's orgasm while they were pressed together like that, and with a few more jerks of Dirk's hand he was joining him, keening as he came.

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Jake hovered above him a moment or two longer, still braced against the arm of the couch until he shifted onto his haunches and leaned over backward, gasping to regain his breath with his arms folded over his eyes.

"No kidding," he agreed.

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A moment or so later he lifted his arms from his face and smiled at Dirk's expression, stretching and then sitting up.

"Mm, come here," he said, holding his arms out in a beckoning gesture.

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Dirk you're still covered in spooge. And now it's being squelched between the two of you and-- eugh. Jake makes a face.

"...oh."

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Jake immediately cracked up laughing, tipping his head over into Dirk's hair. He kissed his forehead.

"Good plan."

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Jake paused, a trifle confused when Dirk didn't grab a condom. But, okay, they could do whatever he had in mind. He giggled, actually fucking giggled, and followed after him.

Yep. They gon' frick.

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It wasn't anything particularly sexy, just a stainless steel bar at an angle, like you saw a lot of times in handicapped hotel room bathrooms. It did, however, have a nice little silicone grip around the back of it, so one could really hold on to it.

Welp.

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She loved her boys, okay. And her boys fucked like rabbits. So she catered to them. ...She also had her own bathroom so she figured it didn't much matter what they did in this one (she was so, so glad she had her own bathroom).

Jake belatedly realized they'd left their glasses downstairs and scrunched his face a bit. It wasn't really like it mattered, they wouldn't be wearing them in the shower anyway, but... Oh well. He knew the house well enough to not really need them, anyway. He stepped into the shower after Dirk and immediately slipped his arms under the blonde's, wrapping them around his front from behind and bodily hugging him.

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They did have a guest bedroom. And, you know. Jake was open to sharing.

His hands roamed over Dirk's front, massaging at his collarbone as he returned the kiss with a monotonous hum.