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burning_smile2013-01-22 09:52 pm
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This is a generic Jakepost to reply to. Because the meme post was all Jake and has some inconceivable amount of comments now so it doesn't like to load. Have at, my lovelies.
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"Are you two decent?" She was learning.
"What?? Yes-- Gram, we're decent," Jake yelped, scrambling to cover the box of dildos from her. Jade looked up, and quirked a brow.
"...Oh! Is that your magical box of sex toys," she asked. "I didn't think it was actually legit! I won you a trial prize of this shop's most popular stuff on accident," She walked over and took the lid off the box again. "Oh look, they even paid attention to what colors I suggested! Neat."
Jake was pretty sure he was going to die.
"Gram!!"
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"I've got a whole Costco pack of them so we never run out when the ones in the TV remote die," she explained, ducking back out of the room. Jake looked like he might just pass out, but there was... erm. Definitely something alluring about the collection of toys.
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"Oh my God," he managed.
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"What?" But he'd done what Dirk asked without meaning to.
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"I'll leave you two to it, then," she said, and off she went again.
Welp.
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Just, not Thor.
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...He promptly put the concept of Jade winning them out of his mind and focused on the fact that he was going to be bound and gagged while Dirk fucked him with a dildo. Well, he was well on his way to having a diamond cock, at least. A faint whine escaped him.
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