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This is a generic Jakepost to reply to. Because the meme post was all Jake and has some inconceivable amount of comments now so it doesn't like to load. Have at, my lovelies.

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"I've been alone on this island since I was... like, five," Jake offered monotonously. "And then the first long-term visitor I get is not only my boyfriend, but hot-diggity attractive." A shrug. "What did you think I was gonna get myself up to?"

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Jake's eyebrows raised slowly.

"Is that a challenge?"

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Of course it was. Jake was sort of insane, to put it simply. His grin quirked sideways, and he slid his hands upward on the insides of Dirk's thighs.

"Good."

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"Use your imagination," Jake said with a shrug of his shoulders, nonchalant as he reached out to put his thumb and forefinger around the base of Dirk's cock.

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"It doesn't involve my body," he offered after a moment's thought. "I'm way more comfortable feeling somebody else up than I am myself." He craned himself forward and pressed his lips to the head, making a faint chu-ing sound as he came away from it.

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"You're not into what I'm sporting," Jake stated matter-of-factly, drawing a hand lazily up the shaft of Dirk's cock and then back down. "This is fine."

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Penises were sort of comically interesting, Jake was starting to realize. Sure, he'd watched plenty of porn, but he'd obviously never seen one with his own eyes. So the twitching was pretty much entirely intriguing. He slid his hand downward and squeezed a little, his upstroke coming with a firmer grip this time around.

"Besides, this is for science," he proclaimed cheerily.

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He paused, looking up at Dirk's face to gauge if that bending forward was good, or pained, or what. When he ascertained that it seemed to be a positive response, he kept his grip the same and shifted back down, then up again.

"...figuring you were probably aiming for this sort of thing to happen, I don't suppose you have any supplies?" Because wanking a guy off without lube or a condom might chafe, if he remembered correctly.

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Jake peered at "the essentials", snorted at the handcuffs, quirked an eyebrow up at Dirk for the ball gag, watched the vibrator with a vague concept of interest. He noticed the lingerie, but didn't seem to really pay it any mind-- if anything, he was wondering if Dirk had brought it for himself. He wasn't gonna kink shame, here. Plus he was pretty sure that Dirk would look pretty nice in lace.

Filing that information away for later, he nodded and reached out to take the condom when Dirk acquired it, leaving his dick neglected for a moment.

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Jake turned something of a stink eye on Dirk.

"It's not like it's hard, it's a rolled up tube of latex." He bit into a corner of the package, held it, and pulled it open with his hand, pulling the condom out and prodding at the center of it for a moment. "Also I think it's easier to get on a stiffer dick." Now he was just being a jerk. Pointedly.

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A snort.

"Or you could just leave some here for the next time you visit." Wow, what a casual suggestion that more visits and more sex happen at a later date. Jake English you little rogue.

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Jake's hands slid in to take over, and he tutted gently at the Strider.

"I think I've got this, now," he said, smirking. He set the still-rolled condom atop the head of Dirk's dick and snickered at it for a moment, then carefully started to roll it downward. It was hard to tell if he was purposely taking his time or not.

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Sitting back on his haunches, Jake offered an exaggerated roll of his eyes, leaving the condom about half-on. It started to roll back off, and he frowned and held it in place.

"Sarcasm is so not going to get you blown," he assessed.