This is a generic Jakepost to reply to. Because the meme post was all Jake and has some inconceivable amount of comments now so it doesn't like to load. Have at, my lovelies.
Sex was what Dirk knew. Sex was what they'd decided, mutually, to base their relationship around. It was comfortable. Words weren't, at that point. Jake thought maybe he could have been ready for that conversation, but Dirk clearly wasn't, so... They'd stick to what they knew. What they were comfortable with. He chuckled a little, biting at Dirk's skin again and bringing his hands forward to unbutton the blonde's jeans. He snickered at the orange boxers underneath.
Obediently, Jake raised his arms to let Dirk pull his shirt off. His hands went immediately back to his pantsfront, then, palming at his crotch almost idly.
Dirk please. You're fucking adorable. Jake snickered softly, kneading the heel of his hand gently into Dirk's loins while the blonde fussed with his shorts. In the meantime, he peppered kisses all about Dirk's face and neck and shoulders.
Sitting on his couch bare-ass naked, except for the shorts and boxers around his ankles (and he was still wearing his boots, comically) was not nearly as awkward as it probably should have been. When Dirk returned with supplies and kisses, Jake was chuckling, feeding his fingers backward into Dirk's hair.
Jesus Christ why was that so cute. Dirk please. He bit his lip at the suggestion, lifting his feet to let Dirk disrobe him a little easier. He reached out and framed the blonde's face with his hands, tipping it upward so he could kiss him.
Jake made a pleased little sound at that and scooted himself to the edge of the couch to fully engulf Dirk in his arms, sliding his hands downward and under the hem of his shirt. Dirk was still wearing far too many articles of clothing.
And Jake chuckled at Dirk's hands on those very same sexy man pectorals. He slid his hands downward and let them settle on Dirk's hips, kneading little circles into his pelvic bone.
"I don't believe either of us share traits with a tortoise," Jake intoned, startled by the groping. He'd never get used to Dirk's adoration of his butt. He had never been one for the traditional assets-- he found himself fonder of Dirk's hands and collarbone than of his posterior or any girl's breasts. To prove this point, he bit down gently on aforementioned collarbone.
It was sort of funny that Jake always wore shorts, given the sensitivity of his thighs. Then again maybe that was why he liked adventure so much. Cattails playing around under his skirt, and all that. Welp. He did whine softly at Dirk's fingers, though, shifting to press their hips together and grind.
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Date: 2013-03-05 05:21 am (UTC)Jake shifted, lifting his hips to allow his shorts to be tugged down, and then pulling a little on Dirk's.
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Date: 2013-03-05 05:40 am (UTC)"Sure," he said.
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Date: 2013-03-05 05:52 am (UTC)"How are we doing this," he asked.
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Date: 2013-03-05 06:28 am (UTC)"I'd like that."
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Date: 2013-03-06 01:34 am (UTC)"Mmm, we're not making much progress," he chuckled.
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