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This is a generic Jakepost to reply to. Because the meme post was all Jake and has some inconceivable amount of comments now so it doesn't like to load. Have at, my lovelies.

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It was sort of funny that Jake always wore shorts, given the sensitivity of his thighs. Then again maybe that was why he liked adventure so much. Cattails playing around under his skirt, and all that. Welp. He did whine softly at Dirk's fingers, though, shifting to press their hips together and grind.

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His dick perked in interest and he set them in a vague sort of rhythm, slow just to bring them both to attention.

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Well, if Dirk was happy to keep at it then so was Jake. He rocked their hips together and dropped his head onto the blonde's collarbone, his breath getting heavy as he went.

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"Shhh," Jake hissed, pressing his hips harder into Dirk's and moving a touch faster. "We could just-- like this."

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Jake was sort of thinking the same thing, really. So that worked out well. He reached above Dirk's head and gripped onto the arm of the couch, using his shifted position as leverage. He made a faint sort of warbling sound.

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"Ah," Jake gasped at that, rutting his hips into Dirk's hand and craning himself forward to kiss at his eyebrows. "Shit, Dirk."

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A startled moan of a sound bubbled out of Jake's throat at the sensation of Dirk's orgasm while they were pressed together like that, and with a few more jerks of Dirk's hand he was joining him, keening as he came.

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Jake hovered above him a moment or two longer, still braced against the arm of the couch until he shifted onto his haunches and leaned over backward, gasping to regain his breath with his arms folded over his eyes.

"No kidding," he agreed.

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A moment or so later he lifted his arms from his face and smiled at Dirk's expression, stretching and then sitting up.

"Mm, come here," he said, holding his arms out in a beckoning gesture.

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Dirk you're still covered in spooge. And now it's being squelched between the two of you and-- eugh. Jake makes a face.

"...oh."

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Jake immediately cracked up laughing, tipping his head over into Dirk's hair. He kissed his forehead.

"Good plan."

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Jake paused, a trifle confused when Dirk didn't grab a condom. But, okay, they could do whatever he had in mind. He giggled, actually fucking giggled, and followed after him.

Yep. They gon' frick.

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It wasn't anything particularly sexy, just a stainless steel bar at an angle, like you saw a lot of times in handicapped hotel room bathrooms. It did, however, have a nice little silicone grip around the back of it, so one could really hold on to it.

Welp.