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[shitknickers]

THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0



→ I've made separate threads for my characters who are available. If you want to thread with one of them...
→ Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out, or just pick something seriously lbr you're probably going to do that anyway.
→ Comment to the character you want to thread with and set up the scene.
→ Note that I am absolutely shit at RPing fights and sex, but more power to you if you're willing to put up with my pathetic attempts.
→ Have fun!

TYPE OF SCENE.

① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.

① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.

① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.

① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.

① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.

① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.

① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.

Comments

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[carcinology]

[His hair had grown out a little over the years, still a wild and tangled mess that he rarely combed, but reaching Gamzee-levels of length and insanity on some days (until someone convinced him to get a haircut). One of his eyebrows rose slowly and obscured itself beneath his tangled shock of bangs, and he rolled his eyes just slightly, stepping back from the door to wordlessly invite the oliveblood inside.]

Well given I've not heard anyone shrieking about admittance to the Infirmary, I guess I'm just gonna have to take your word for that. [A very slight grin, and his voice drops.] I'm glad you're all right.

[moirailcompass]

[She gladly accepts the invitation, showing her gratitude by ruffling Karkat's hair. She couldn't help it, it was just so...fluffy looking.

It warms her heart to hear that. It's not something she would have expected him to say. Not because she doesn't know he cares, but just because she would have thought him too embarrassed or grouchy to admit to something like that. It makes her incredibly happy and she gives Karkat a bright smile, tail reflecting her mood by swaying merrily.]

Thank you. How were things fur you while I was gone? I hope Vriska didn't claws trouble. [A pause, then she amended her sentence] I hope Vriska didn't cause too much trouble. [Because lets be honest]

[carcinology]

[Rude, Nepeta. Rude. That's his bird's nest, thank you. He swats her hands without really trying to deter her, smoothing his hair like she's tainted it. She hasn't, but Karkat has always been a child.]

[He's grown into a bit more honesty with himself over the sweeps, though he's still grouchy and tries to pave over his feelings with tar and asphalt. They usually crack up through the surface like weeds anyway, and his shoulders hunch as he slouches against a wall at her smile.]

If Vriska had a human middle name it would be trouble, but... [A shrug of one shoulder.] She was mostly tolerable, I guess.

[moirailcompass]

[Gosh, Karkat. When Nepeta takes better care of her hair than you do, you know there's a problem. Really, though, the only reason she has gotten into the habit of caring for it is because she knows Vriska would take scissors to it if it got too bad, and she likes how long it has grown.]

That's good. And what about yoooou~?

[carcinology]

[His expression sours a bit-- but when was Karkat ever looking anything but sour.]

Mounds of paperwork, a couple of busted ink pens, and a none-too-quiet work environment. The short answer is "nothing out of the ordinary".

[moirailcompass]

[Wow, BORING. Do you ever give yourself a break, Karkat? Nepeta wrinkled her nose a little then put her hands on her hips in a haughty manner.]

Well then you go get yourself ready, beclaws we're going out! You need a day off, Karkat. No ifs ands or buts.

[carcinology]

[He's a workaholic, okay. There's paperwork to be done, shit to be filed, and God only knows what it is he actually does as a SeeD, I don't remember enough about FFVIII to remember what anybody but Squall did. And that was be fabulous and fight Seifer in the most homosexual way possible whilst still boning Rinoa.]

[He squawks quietly.]

We're-- what? No, I have-- Nepeta.

[moirailcompass]

[Guy is a pimp. What can you say]

Nuh uh, uh, uh, UH! What did I say? No buts! It can wait a couple hours and I can help you afterwards. I'm going to go change out of my uniform and you better be ready by the time I get back.

[And she aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin't hearing anymore about it, Mr.

She waltzes out full of all the sass she possesses.]

[carcinology]

[Pimp in crotchbelts and a furry coat. Yep.]

But-- I-- [He stammers, and makes a collection of comical little disgruntled noises in the back of his throat as she leaves.] ...Girls are crazy!!

[moirailcompass]

[She's snickering all the way, yes. As she changes she thinks about where they could actually go. She hadn't really thought this through, but she just wanted to get Karkat out of his room and relaxing. Goodness knows he needed to do that more. Fisherman's Horizon wasn't exactly big...but it had a lot of beautiful sites.

She's thinking about their options on the way back to his room, dressed in simple baggy pants and a green hoodie. She knocks on his door again]

Are you reeaaady?

[carcinology]

[Surprise surprise, Karkat owns things other than his uniform. It's pretty much all in shades of grey (lol), but even with the lack of hemospectrum he's not exactly keen on the color of his blood. Or much of any color, really. So he's in a pair of dark grey-blue jeans that are probably two sizes too big for him, and a dark grey turtleneck with a hooded jacket overtop. The hood's up.]

[He opens the door and kind of grumps at her a little bit.]

If this makes my paperwork submission late, Nepeta...

[moirailcompass]

It won't, like I said I'll help, so don't even think about it while we're out. This is suppose to be about relaxation!

[She hooks her arm in his]

Now come on, Grumpster.

[carcinology]

"Don't even think about it", she says. [A long-suffering sigh, but he bumps his weight into her for a second when she takes his arm, shaking his head.] Fine, fine. I'm relaxing.

you didnt see that

[moirailcompass]

Much better. [Nepeta has a good idea of where they could go so she begins to lead the way out. It's a lovely day outside. The sun is going dark so the sky has become that pleasant color fill of reds, pinks and dark blue stretching across the horizon. The city is still alive, dotted with lights up and down its streets. Store doors are open to let in the inviting ocean breeze and people roam around in packs not too dissimilar to her and Karkat. She recognizes some faces from times she was previously here and smiles and waves at them, but doesn't stop to talk.

It his her again just how long they've all been here that she can actually recognize people from different cities. That never happened on Alternia, but then again she never actully visited any cities in Alternia. Perhaps one or two when she was really young, before deciding she didn't like them.]

Was the place you lived in like this? I never really visited a lot of cities on Alternia.

no actually i didn't. you are too quick for me.

[carcinology]

[Karkat is stiff and disinterested in most everything, forcibly, because even if he sort of enjoys the ocean breeze and the soft droning ambience of the people around them, he is Karkat Vantas who is never happy or content or relaxed. Ever.]

[He bristles a bit at her question. How does he explain that he was never really able to leave his hive, so he doesn't really know? How the hell has he managed to not blow his cover on his fucking blood color by now, wow. Karkat you're actually sort of a ninja. Except not.]

...I didn't get out much.

eeeexcellent

[moirailcompass]

[Not at all. Everybody and their lusus knows, Karkat, and Nepeta has never asked about it. Not that she really has much room to talk, since she is convinced you are still unaware of her crush. It does take her a little bit to put two and two together though, and realize why that must be. Way to go, Nep.]

That's too bad. But! All the more reason fur us to be out now.

[Their first stop is to a tiny store. It's squashed between two much larger buildings and so could be easily missed, but it's one of Nepeta's favorite places. Two larger lanterns are hung outside it, giving inviting glows and it permeates the delicious scent of soup and noodles.]

Come on, I think you'll like this place. They have really good food.

[carcinology]

[Being out amongst people still puts him on edge, even after sweeps of being in a place where more than half of the population shared his mutant blood color. Although to them it wasn't strange or mutant at all.]

[...and sorry, Nep, you're not subtle about your crush in the least, and you're crushing on the Master of Quadrant Rants. He's pretty aware, he just hasn't really figured out what to do about it. He spent so much of his life pining for someone that would never really pay him the mind he wanted her to, and being mostly without her here anyway, that he'd just sort of given up on the Quadrant system.]

[It never really stopped him from explaining it to ignorant humans or people that would listen, and he still believed in it like John had once believed in Nicolas Cage, but it felt sort of like something of his past. When he was six sweeps, Quadrants mattered. Now? Not so much.]

[Her chipper attitude was... well, slowly chipping away at Karkat's walls, though, with a single tiny nail and a toy hammer. She'd made a good amount of progress over the years.]

[His ears flick back a little in surprise when he's pretty much assaulted with the smell of delicious, and he turns an abrupt, startled expression on her.]

Nepeta did you drag me out here for a dinner date? [Well that was a bold question.]

1/? nepetas are weak to direct hits

[moirailcompass]

[Now it was Nepeta's turn to sputter. And turn a very bright shade of emerald all the way to the tip of her ears. Honestly when she had first made the suggestion they go out, she had sincerely only been thinking about getting him to relax. Yet...looking at it now it kinda had become that, hadn't it?

How to respond? Technically no, she hadn't dragged him out here for that but she would very much like it to be that. She didn't want to say yes, because it might force her to finally confess to the feelings she had been keeping bottled up for a good...well...three or so sweeps. Then again, she didn't want to say no because she didn't want to give Karkat the impression she wasn't interested in him.]

Uh. Um.

2

[moirailcompass]

Well, no, that wasn't my intention. Not that I think that would be a bad thing!! I just thought we could get some dinner and walk the track. It's really really purrty out there and you can go way out and see the ocean furom all around and you know I thought it'd be a nice quiet place to just chat and hang out since I know you don't like crowds much so I didn't think staying in the city would be all that great and idea and unrelaxing and it's just that you never give yourself a break and seem stressed a lot and I kinda missed you while I was out on the mission and

[BREATH GIRL. Right, breathing was a thing that was kind of important. Shit. How did she dig herself out of this one?]

3/3

[moirailcompass]

[She could hear all of paradox space laughing at her]

Um. I didn't but. It could be. If that's a thing that's okay with you.

omfg gbenrjkgnjkfdb 1/2

[carcinology]

[He watches her with as much of a deadpan as he can manage as she splutters, flushes an alarmingly saturated shade of olive, and then rambles about three hundred words per second, cat puns and all.]

[And he's about to make it a hell of a lot worse, too.]

2/2

[carcinology]

[He cracks a smile, first-- crooked, and sort of just a tiny quirk of his mouth to one side of his face.]

[Then he ducks his head forward, shakes it, and actually fucking laughs for a moment. It's not a mocking sound, just a quiet, amused little burst of sound that he reigns in after a scant few seconds. There's still a lingering ghost of a smile on his face when he looks back up to her.]

Yeah, all right, sure. I let you drag me out already, and if Vriska's eyebrow waggling over the sweeps has meant a damn thing, you've been chasing my tail since before we got here, anyway.

1/3

[moirailcompass]

[Give her a moment to just appreciate the pure miracle that is Karkat smiling and laughing. These are what true miracles are like Gamzee, and she wishes to be able to bring them to Karkat as often as possible, even if it's at her expense.]

2/3

[moirailcompass]

[But then something clicks.

"and if Vriska's eyebrow waggling over the sweeps has meant a damn thing, you've been chasing my tail since before we got here, anyway."

"you've been chasing my tail since before we got here, anyway."

"you've been chasing my tail"

"chasing my tail"]

3/3

[moirailcompass]

[Nepeta should have figured. She knew most everyone else knew about her crush on Karkat. If everyone and their lusus knew about his blood color, then everyone and their lusus, their ancestors, their dancestors, and their alternate selves knew about her crush on Karkat. That didn't keep her from exploding]

WAIT.YOU KNEW???

[Vriska she was going to slaughter you]