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This is a generic Jakepost to reply to. Because the meme post was all Jake and has some inconceivable amount of comments now so it doesn't like to load. Have at, my lovelies.
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"Thanks," he said, squeezing Dirk's hand. He reached out with the other to push open the door, steeling himself for whatever condition Jade was in.
Unsurprisingly, given she was Jade motherfucking Harley-English, she was mostly in a put-off condition. She had a good amount of bandaging wrapped around her head, an IV in her arm, and one leg was partially elevated with a cast around the opposite ankle. But she was sitting up, propped against a small mound of pillows, and the heart monitor to her left was steady as she goes. She looked to the door when it opened and her irritated expression, previously directed at an unsuspecting nurse, washed away into a smile.
"Jake," she said, apology in her tone. "I hope they didn't pull you out of class to come here, I told them I'd be fine and I'd call you myself. They wouldn't give me my phone." She passed another grumpy look to the nurse, who passed a few awkward glances between Jake and Dirk standing in the doorway and Jade still huffing on the bed. Jade smiled again, looking past Jake. "And thank you for escorting him, Dirk, I'm sure he was a bit of a mess."
Jake was sort of caught between a collection of reactions, but he came closest to crying. He laughed, faintly, squeezing Dirk's hand so hard his hand shook before he let go and stepped over to Jade when she raised the hand that wasn't attached to an IV toward both of them.
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"You scared me," he said. She tutted.
"That's why I told them to let me call you myself, I knew they were going to freak you out." She turned to Dirk. "Did he make himself sick?" Back to Jake. "You didn't make yourself sick over me, did you?"
Jake actually laughed a bit at that.
"I definitely tried."
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"Well, good. You probably would have thrown up on Dirk's shoes, and that's rude treatment of your chauffeur." She chortled a bit, and Jake just shook his head.
"What happened, though?" He ran his fingers along the back of her hand, and Jade's irritated expression returned.
"People don't know how to drive. The Space Mobile is probably totaled, and I've got a broken ankle to show for it." Jake just sort of sighed again, nodding. He was just glad she was all right, really.
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"Really I think the hospital is just fussing because of my age," she said with a sort of flat tone. "They don't know who they're dealing with." She huffed a little and sat back. "But they are pumping me full of pain medication, which is making me drowsy. Dirk, would you see to it that Jake gets home safe without throwing up on anyone?"
Jake scrunched his face up at that.
"I'm not that bad," he complained, and Jade laughed. Jake, if you didn't make yourself so easy to make fun of, maybe people wouldn't do it so much.
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"No, but I might fancy a bit of a nap, and I don't figure you boys want to sit here watching an old lady sleep." She looked between them, making a face. "...and even if you do, that's just a little too strange for me."
Jake was looking pretty haggard, anyway. The kid didn't handle stress well.
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"Call if you need anything," he added. "I'll feed Bec." She nodded and waved them off, settling back into her hospital bed and closing her eyes. Jake sort of wobbled his way back into the hallway.
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"I know, but. She's getting old, I just wasn't sure..." He ran a hand down his face. "Could I persuade you to stay over tonight?"
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"We put a handle in the shower," he said idly. He left it up to Dirk to decide why he'd told him that.
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"Alarmingly enough it was her idea," Jake offered quietly. Yep, his grandmother shipped the fuck out of them.
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"...thank you," he offered as he buckled his seatbelt.
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