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This is a generic Jakepost to reply to. Because the meme post was all Jake and has some inconceivable amount of comments now so it doesn't like to load. Have at, my lovelies.

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Jake rolled his eyes and shook his head, covering his face with his hands. "You are so completely shameless, oh my God," he offered with a laugh, slipping an arm around Dirk's waist and pulling him closer. "Come help me scare something up, then."

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"And you want to make use of the shower rail," Jake interjected, rolling his eyes. "Bec is just gonna get fancy pup chow, he can't have onions and I have an idea for something to make."

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He just shook his head. "Shameless," he repeated, taking the onion from him. "Do you wanna chop this up or put Bec's food together for him?"

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"You don't have to know what I'm making to chop an onion," he said with a grin, but nodded. "Bec will appreciate it." He pulled out a knife and cutting board and set the onion on it, wandering over to a loaf of bread on the counter and taking a slice out. He tore it in half and offered half to Dirk, absently, sticking the other half in his mouth.

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He pressed the bread to the roof of his mouth and went back to the cutting board, cutting the onion in half and then dicing it.

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Jake paused, turning to look at Dirk and shake his head.

"Come here, you," he said.

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Jake leaned backward into him, chuckling.

"I don't mind, if you want to just sit," he offered, swallowing his bread now that he was done cutting the onion. He picked up a piece of the freshly-diced onion and popped it in his mouth.

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Another roll of his eyes and Jake just smiled.

"All right, but you're gonna have to move around with me."

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Jake tsked softly at the kiss to his neck, moving around to gather other things from the fridge. In the end he sauteed the onions and cut up some chicken that he put them with, seasoning them lightly and putting them over rice.

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"Simple but filling," Jake added, leaning back into DIrk as he filled three bowls with his concoction. He covered one of them in plastic wrap and put it in the fridge, then held one up for Dirk to take.

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"Chivalry isn't dead, I see," Jake said with a smirk, bowing a little as he took his seat.

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A snort, and Jake joined him in eating. Bec had patiently waited by his dish until the boys had their food, and dug in only when they did.

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"I've wondered the same thing for a long time, actually," Jake said with a smile. He reached over and set his hand on Dirk's stomach, rubbing. "You've filled out a little, sometimes you even have a belly."