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[shitknickers]

THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0



→ I've made separate threads for my characters who are available. If you want to thread with one of them...
→ Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out, or just pick something seriously lbr you're probably going to do that anyway.
→ Comment to the character you want to thread with and set up the scene.
→ Note that I am absolutely shit at RPing fights and sex, but more power to you if you're willing to put up with my pathetic attempts.
→ Have fun!

TYPE OF SCENE.

① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.

① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.

① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.

① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.

① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.

① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.

① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.

Comments

[goodboybestshot]

[John's berserker-like rage had always been something to behold. Jake had seen it a few times, and the end result was always effective if messy. It also kind of worried him. There was no stopping a violent force with an over-sized sledgehammer.]

[Though he could only sort of see with the one good eye he had, he could still recognize John anywhere. he didn't flinch when the hammer was pointed his way, instead he offered a weak laugh.]

My apologies. It seems I got held up rather spectacularly.

[ofbreath]

[And all at once the anger seeped right out of him, and he dragged his hammer over to the chair, resting the handle of it against Jake's thigh has he untied him. All the while his eyes darted every which way, waiting for reinforcements. There had to be cameras, communication, something. There was no way the Felt would be this careless if they were trying to kill Jake.]

Rather spectacularly? Don't kid with me right now, Jake, they could have killed you. [He stoops, gently smoothing a thumb over the eyebrow of Jake's ruined eye.] ...and they might still succeed if we don't get you out of here, you're a fucking fountain.

[goodboybestshot]

I'm anything but. [He sighs quietly and looks up at him with his one good eye.]

I'm sorry. Things got rather out of hand. It won't be easy getting out of here.

[ofbreath]

It wasn't easy getting in, either, asshole. [He squints, but stands up and holds his hand out for Jake to take.]

Come on. You can at least still walk, right? Where'd they put your guns?

[goodboybestshot]

The two blighters who were watching the door made off with them. If they're even slightly blemished I'll do more than take an eye for an eye.

[Jake eyes the hand for a moment, as if contemplating before he reaches for it. It looks like standing is difficult for him to obtain and his free hand immediately goes to his ribs.]

[ofbreath]

[John is actually sort of a great combination of things when it comes to his accidental career choice. He's small, so he's agile, and nobody ever expects him to pack as much of a punch as he does. So when Jake struggles to stand and his hand goes for his ribs, John shifts quickly and uses his hold on the taller's hand to hoist it up over his shoulder, reaching around him to heft his hammer.]

God you're a dumbass. What kind of assassin are you? You taught me better than this. [He's shaking his head, a fond concern tinging his tone.] What the hell was worth coming in here alone and getting your ass kicked, anyway? [Note that he's pointedly not bringing up the "Mob Boss is your dad" thing.]

[goodboybestshot]

And so the student becomes the master, is that what's happening here?

[He has the good grace not to protest when John slings him over his shoulder. He figured that question was coming and Jake sighs again.]

I needed to follow a particular lead on some important information. It was a lead I couldn't exactly let go cold. For your sake.

[That should be enough for John to understand the nature of this visit.]

[ofbreath]

[He had a feeling, but it still punches him in the stomach to know Jake came in here alone and probably lost a fucking eye for his sake. He swallowed, nodding.]

Next time bring me with you. You kind of need that other eye.

[goodboybestshot]

[Looks like there was no getting around that.]

I may not have a choice in the matter. If it comforts you at all, I didn't go into this expecting to loose anything. I underestimated the extent of a certain grudge or two. My folly.

[ofbreath]

[Let's assume they've been slowly meandering their way toward leaving, rather than just standing there having a moment like dumb butts. He's quiet, looking a good bit put-off, but still helping Jake along.]

[goodboybestshot]

[Frowns. He's not sure what else he should say, so he stays quiet until they're able to safely escape.]

[ofbreath]

[They had a relatively easy time getting out, surprisingly enough. Mostly, John figured, because he was pretty much entirely done with dealing with the Felt right then, so he had pretty much no problem with beating them down as they came (though he did warn most of them that didn't immediately rush at them that he was seriously not tolerating their shit tonight). In the end, the total felled was something like thirteen, John had Jake's guns with their safety on shoved between the waistband of his pants and his belt, and he was more or less dragging the sharpshooter to the car he'd left a few blocks from the building.]

[He still hadn't said a word.]

[goodboybestshot]

[The car was a sight for sore eyes. He was so ready for the night to be done with. He kept up the helpful silence and- tried his best to assist John, though loathe as he was to admit it, he was pretty useless right now.]

[He was injured as hell and his vision was fucked. There wasn't much he could do.]

[When they were finally to the car, Jake tried to at least get into the unassisted.]

[ofbreath]

[John crouched down beside the passenger's seat while Jake fumbled to get into the vehicle, head of his hammer on the ground while he used the handle as a sort of crutch to keep balanced. He was worn out, and it showed. He looked up after a moment and tried to smile, but it wobbled terribly.]

...you're an asshole, and I'm really pissed at you for almost getting killed.

[Carefully, he shifted forward and perched on the edge of the car, where the door would rest when it was closed, and wrapped his arms around Jake's shoulders.]

But I'm also really, really fucking glad you're alive.

[goodboybestshot]

[there's a relieved sigh when he manages to get into the car without much trouble. He makes a somewhat startled yelp when John leans forward and hugs him. He's gotten pretty used to John's brand of affection but it still catches him off guard.]

[He reaches an arm up carefully so that he can semi-return the hug.]

I'm sorry. I've learned my lesson for not informing you of my plans, rest assured.

[ofbreath]

[Wow, he's really upset. He nods, silent, and sits there for a minute to collect himself before he shifts away to reclaim his hammer. He circles around to the driver's side of the car, tosses his hammer on the floorboards of the back seat, and flops into his own seat.]

[He can freak out when they're home. Right now, Jake needs to get cleaned up and bandaged so he can heal.]

[goodboybestshot]

[Not bleeding to death would be ideal. Jake leans back in his seat and stares blearily up at the ceiling.]

[Once silence has prevailed long enough Jake finally speaks up.]

What did your father do for a living, John.

[ofbreath]

[Oh he did not want to have this conversation right now.]

[He closed his eyes for a moment, glad they were stopped at a light.]

He worked for an intelligence firm. Lot of collared shirts and black ties and paperwork.

[goodboybestshot]

[Sorry John. You need to hear this while he's still lucid. He's going to spend the next week doped up on morphine.]

[He makes a small thoughtful noise at that.]

...I spoke with the head of the Felt about some dealings he may have had recently. Does Skaianet ring familiar with you?

[ofbreath]

[He pulls away from the stoplight when it turns green, glances sidelong at Jake with a frown.]

...yeah, that's the name of the firm he worked for. He was a... vice president of something or other, I think. He was pretty high in the rankings. [He's starting to feel a little bit nauseous at where this conversation is heading.]

[goodboybestshot]

[He nods to that.]

It shouldn't be all that hard to believe that large businesses like that have a bit of dirty dealing. This is all vague hearsay, but it seems to me that ...The kingpin of the Felt, Lord English, was aiming to sink his fingers into Skaianet.

It's my understanding they made an example of some poor soul who had the bollocks to stand up and say no.

[ofbreath]

[Nope.]

[Nope nope nope nopenopenopenope.]

[John Egbert is somehow a master of driving with blurry vision.] So you almost got yourself killed for the same reason? Just to tell me that Dad's stupid need to stop evildoers like he was some kind of comic book superhero got him killed? [He'd figured as much, really, but hearing it still hurts more than he could have imagined. It's like they're burning him on the funeral pyre all over again.]

[But apart from periodic hitches in his breath and the way his hands shake on the steering wheel, he's doing all right. He has to get Jake home. He doesn't have time for this.]

[goodboybestshot]

I told you that my state was not something I had anticipated on.

[He frowns.]

I suppose I should have. One does not walk out on the Felt without grand repercussions

[ofbreath]

Right, yeah, because you running away from daddy and becoming an assassin was going to work out perfectly. What were you expecting, him to come knocking on your door and say "son I'm so proud of you"?? Jesus Christ, Jake, you're an idiot but you're not stupid.

[Whoops.]

[goodboybestshot]

I was hoping for something more civil after the twenty years I put in as his blood hound.

[There was a bitterness there, but it wasn't directed at John.]